I never listened to the radio in my old car because I would always have my ipod playing, but I drove my dad’s car today and listened to the radio for the first time in… a long time.
I think I figured out how to make a hit song.
1. Choose a noun.
2. Repeat said noun 30-40 times in a row, then reference some sort of sexual inuendo
3. Verses of nonsensical gibberish somehow relating to said noun
4. Repeat until unsatisfactory
5. Make millions.
BRB, gonna hit the studio to record my new single Kangaroo
kanga kanga kanga kanga,
kanga kanga kanga kanga
hoppin in your butt,
i know you like it toooo
What the fuck am I talking about. Disregard aforementioned statements.
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- cl3v3ng3r said: I think you just made a new hit single…
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- stampedethunder said: that was the best thing I’ve heard in such a long time lol love you!
- europeancarlove said: Sell that shit to Nicki Minaj/Katy Perry/Justin Beiber, and you’ll be set for life
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