I never listened to the radio in my old car because I would always have my ipod playing, but I drove my dad’s car today and listened to the radio for the first time in… a long time.
I think I figured out how to make a hit song.

1. Choose a noun.

2. Repeat said noun 30-40 times in a row, then reference some sort of sexual inuendo

3. Verses of nonsensical gibberish somehow relating to said noun

4. Repeat until unsatisfactory

5. Make millions.

BRB, gonna hit the studio to record my new single Kangaroo

kanga kanga kanga kanga, 
kanga kanga kanga kanga
kangarooooo
hoppin in your butt,
i know you like it toooo

What the fuck am I talking about.  Disregard aforementioned statements.